Personal Information

Looking to find out what makes Keith tick? Or think you already know, and just want to prove it to yourself? This section is for people who are interested in knowing what I care about besides work. Don't worry — there's still plenty of material not printed here for an actual conversation, should you ever meet me.

You might want to start with the short bio I've provided, giving a general overview of who this Keith person is. I've also created a section devoted to the musical highlights of my past, featuring some prime-but-deliberately-out-of-focus blackmail photos. I also reproduced some text and photos of my patent, since its lack of connection to anything remotely computer-related makes it mildly entertaining.

Finally, if you're coming to the party — or just looking for a place to drop off that winning lottery check — I've provided detailed driving directions to my place.